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Jack Forman is back... AGAIN?

...but let's be honest: was he ever really here to begin with?

While you think about that, allow me to sneakily tell you about his THIRD album for families, which made the gentlest of thuds when it dropped in April of 2020. Jack was hoping for a splash, or at the very least the sound of a lumberjack yelling "TIMBER!" from a distance, but none of that. It was more like the sound of a blanket being tossed on an ottoman.

Okay, okay, fine. Yes, it's a new album. It's called Hold the Phone and it has a dozen (I checked) songs on it, and most of them will make you laugh. Two might make you cry. One will definitely make you wonder if Jack got a signed release form from J.K. Rowling. Veterinarians might be alarmed by the premise of the fifth song, but I assure you the soup was merely WARM and NO CATS WERE HARMED IN THE RECORDING OF THIS ALBUM.

But now, one last question for you: who am I? 

I'm Paul McCartney, duh.