Jack Forman is back... AGAIN?
...but let's be honest: was he ever really here to begin with?
While you think about that, allow me to sneakily tell you about his FOURTH album for families, which made the gentlest of thuds when it dropped in June of 2021. Jack was hoping for a splash, or at the very least the sound of a lumberjack yelling "TIMBER!" from a distance, but none of that. It was more like the sound of a blanket being tossed on an ottoman.
Okay, okay, fine. Yes, it's a new album. It's called Can't Buy a Thrill Ride and it has a dozen (I checked) songs on it, and most of them will make you laugh. One plays out like the play Waiting For Godot if it were set in a grocery store parking lot. Another is ostensibly about candy but is really about the Hallmark Corporation. The Steely Dan thing was intentional.
But now, one last question for you: who am I?
I'm Paul McCartney, duh.